After many deep discussions with the man living inside my head, I've concluded that God exists. He gave us AvP, Tetris and chocolate, and even his own son, Eiichiro Oda.
One Piece chapter 563 is both awesome and touching. I could've used this time for studying, but I'm gonna write about the new chapter instead!
So yeah, SPOILERS from here, biatches.
The new chapter follows the cliffhanger from the previous one when WHITEBEARD GOT STABBED BY SQUAD OMGOMGOMG HE'S GONNA DIE NOOOOOEEEEEEEES!
Cover: Chopper feeds birds cotton candy (the part when they die of diabeetus is cut out)
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Whitefacialhair has been stabbed!!
- Ace: ÒoÓ
- Marco: : O
- Jozu: }:0
- Vista: Ô.õ
- Mihawk: >: |
- Jinbei: >: (|
- Akainu: : |
- Iva: 8O
- Kizaru: -3-
- Sentoumaru: >: (
- Doflamingo: >: )
- Moria: : D
- Akainu: ò_ó
- Other guys: : O : O : O
- "BOSSSSSS!!!!11"
- *sloorf* sword goes out!
- WB: fuck...
- Buggy is shocked.
- Transmitting...
- Main screen turn on!
- "Whitebeard's been stabbed!" yeah, we know that already... god...
- Btw, this is Luffy's only panel in this chapter.
- Ouzugumo? No, man, it's Squad.
- *breathing SFX*
- OWNED FROM BEHIND!
- Marco is pissed.
- "THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" ... okay...
- Bigchin is srs.
- A Pacifista is firin' his lazor!
- What now, a plot twist?
- Fatty with meathooks is srs.
- Happy guy is happy/srs.
- Squad: All 43 of us were tricked! We're that stupid!
- Ace's dad? Is that what this is about? -_-
- All your friends died? Ok, this is pretty srs...
- Squad: You should have told me about Ace! That boy who hates his father and refuses to follow in his footsteps is an asshole 'cuz of his dad! I h8 him and you're a biatch too!
- Whitebeard sacrifices all his allies for Ace. He's totally smexier!
- Squad: We are just puppets, man! Puppets!
- They can't escape the wrath of the Kumanators!
- Octo-guy is shocked.
- Is it true, Whitebeard? You were an asshole all along?!
- Squad: I've stabbed you, so you can kill me now.
- Mysteeeeroius marine: You'll get owned, WB will live.
- Burly guy gets
penetrated pierced by lazor.
- The Kumanatorz kicks moar butt.
- Main screen is still on.
- Crowd:
It's you! WB sold his allies out!
- Squad: My long hair doubted it's own eyes! (harhar! But srsly look at his hair, even Ariel would be jealous!
)
- Marco: Stop being so stooopid!
- Squad: F U!
- WB: The marines are da evil guyz, I'm awesome.
- Sengoku: AOKIJI!!
- *zoom*
- Buggy: shit...
- Crowd is pissed.
- Main screen turn off.
- BUGGY GOT FROZEN OMFG! Well, there goes Odas comic relief for this arc...
- Aokiji is badass.
- Underwater shot for some reason.
- Croc: U SUCK WB! I THOUGHT U COULD REPEL ATTACKS WITH UR AWESUMNESS!
- WB: ...
- Mr. 1: ...
- (srsly, when are we gonna se Mr 1 fight?!)
- Iva: : O
- Jinbei: Ô.õ
- Marco: WB gets weaker! He needs more drugs!
- *killing intent* OMG WB!
- Squad: FUCK!
- WB: You're stupid as hell, but I still <3 u.
- Squad: Dude, you're a 70-year-old man. I don't swing that way.
- (It's hard to make fun of this page, it's so awesome and touching!)
- WB: Who turned you over to the dark side?
- Squad: It was
Darth Vader Darth Maul Count Dooku The Emperor Jar Jar Binks Akainu!
- WB: I knew it!
- WB: I wuv you all the same, don't be sad.
- Squad: D':
- WB: We are family!
- WB: You're as bitchy as ever, Sengoku.
- Sengoku is srs.
- Akainu is moar srs.
- WB is pissed.
- WOAH! Sudden destruction!
- Sengoku: I highly dislike that man...
- WB is mega-pissed!
- WB: Do what you want, all of you!
- Random guy: No moar ice! : D
- Are you gonna escape? Cowards! All you have to do is face certain death! D:
- Nah, I knew they'd stay! : D
- WB: Weak, you say? I may be awesome, but one can't be awesome forever.
- Ace is sad/shocked.
- Squad is sad.
- WB is mega-ultra-pissed!!
- WB: Tonight we dine in hell!
- Leap of faith.
- Sengoku: Angry Santa is about to attack! Brace yourselves!
AWESOME! I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEE... oh, Oda's taking a break again... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!!!